Ernest The Sloth's Super Magical Glittery Pen Of Dreams

Ernest the sloth is SO EXCITED.

He's finally got his own pen, and, not that he's blowing his own trumpet or anything, but isn't it a thing of BEAUTY.

It reminds you that you can do scary things, it's full of glitter, it's got the cutest Ernest charm on the end, AND it writes like a dream. 

The pen has a twisting mechanism, has a good weight to it and writes in black ink.
It feels pleasantly chonky in the hand, and is a joy to use.